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wirewalkinged adj. Drunk enough to treat ordinary flooring as an elevated test of balance. Dierre was wirewalkinged and approached the carpet with professional caution. wirewatered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing refreshment from whatever is left in the glass. wirewayed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every route seems to require a conducting system. Ellwood was wirewayed and traced a route to the bathroom along the skirting board. wireweeded adj. Drunk in a way that produces thin, persistent conversation in every available corner. wireworked adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement acquires an unnecessary openwork pattern. Faby was wireworked and arranged the straws into a modest lattice. wireworkered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any loose object into material for a small construction. wireworkinged adj. Drunk to the extent of manufacturing intricate solutions to ordinary problems. Aliye became wireworkinged and devised an elaborate system for carrying one pint. wirewormed adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, burrowing persistence that survives the evening. wirewrapped adj. Drunk to a degree that you assemble the evening from loose connections, revising each one by hand. wirildaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and eating whatever appears to have edible seeds. Knolan was wirildaed by the third round and inspected the garnish for nourishment. wirinessed adj. Reduced by drink to a loose, sinewy gait, with every movement showing the effort of staying upright. Derec crossed the room wirinessed, all elbows and tendons, and narrowly missed the banister. wiring diagramed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence of instructions for operating the body, none of which quite connect. wiring harnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a bundle of limbs transmitting conflicting signals between brain and feet. wiring loomed adj. Emboldened by drink to gather every loose thought into one long, hazardous route towards the stairs. Ericamarie was wiring loomed, bundling every loose thought into one route towards the stairs. wiringed adj. Softened by drink into a loose bundle of movements, each limb carrying its own uncertain current. wirrahed adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberate, bottom-feeding progress, pausing whenever the floor appears to move.