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wirricowed adj. A drinker who, having misplaced ordinary manners, conducts minor mischief with the dignity of a hobgoblin. wisarded adj. Still drunk, and claiming expertise in occult matters whenever the furniture declines to move. Jennaca remained wisarded after breakfast, attempting to charm the kettle into boiling. wisdom of Silenused adj. Drunk enough to regard remaining downstairs as the wisest fate available to the human condition. wisdom of the crowded adj. Drunk past the point of trusting personal judgement, and now taking directions from whoever is nearest. wisdom toothed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the rearmost part of the mouth making all the decisions about speech. wisdomed (/ˈwɪzdəmd/) adj. Drunk and briefly able to distinguish the wise course from the unwise, then choosing the latter with composure. wisdomlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that neither balance nor the reasons for needing it are presently available. wisdomshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every passer-by seem obliged to address you as an authority. wisdumbed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing good sense with a confident, poorly coordinated substitute. wise appled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still making smart remarks while missing the point of the stairs. wise galled adj. Still drunk, and delivering sharp female wit from a position of uncertain balance. wise guyed adj. Too drunk to keep quiet, but still able to make insolent jokes between attempts at walking straight. wise manned (/ˈwʌɪzmand/) adj. Having drunk enough to offer sage directions while proceeding down the stairs like a novice. wise womanned adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce on every remedy, while negotiating the stairs with herbalist's patience. wise-appled adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering every warning about balance with a flippant remark. wise-assed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave becomes an opportunity for a final smart remark. Shaelea was wise-assed, turning each attempt to leave into one final remark.