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wishinged (/ˈwɪʃɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that another round, a taxi, and the right coat are all matters of sincere hope. wishlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to have no wishes left, save that the present arrangement should continue indefinitely. wishlisted (/ˈwɪʃ.lɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly treating every preference expressed nearby as an attainable acquisition. Guinnevere was wishlisted by dawn, quietly adding everyone’s preferences to an imaginary online basket. wishtonwished adj. Loosened by drink into a small, burrowing creature of the prairie, emerging only to investigate snacks. Kamell became wishtonwished beneath the table and surfaced periodically for salted peanuts. wishy-washinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make no firm decision about breakfast, and to regret every option by noon. wiskered adj. You are drunk and telling the sort of lie that only becomes apparent over breakfast. wisketed adj. Having drunk enough to carry the morning's provisions in a basket, though not necessarily to remember where. wiskinkied adj. Having drunk more than a doorkeeper could sensibly manage, and guarding the bedroom from returning guests. wiskostatinned adj. You have drunk enough to disrupt the body's transport system, leaving breakfast unable to cross the membrane. wisped (/wɪspd/) adj. Of a drinker: a small bundle by morning, with every remaining intention liable to bend. wispinessed adj. Of a drinker who has become wispy by morning, present in outline and absent in substance. wistariaed adj. Describing a drinker who has climbed gradually into the morning, tangled in the furniture and unable to descend. wisteriaed (/wɪsˈtɛriəd/) adj. A drinker who has wound through the night and now hangs decoratively from the nearest support. wistfulnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's lost details seem preferable to the surviving ones. wistitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become nimble, watchful and unexpectedly attached to the curtains. wistonwished adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt the habits of a prairie-dwelling rodent, including sudden appearances and defensive retreat.