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WCR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the minimum capital required to keep you moving has plainly run out. Dennishia was WCR'd by the stairs, requiring capital from both walls to continue. WCS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating every minor symptom as the worst possible outcome. Demarque was WCS'd, interpreting a dry mouth as evidence of complete physiological collapse. WCW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to nominate Wednesday's admired woman before remembering it is Saturday. Damariz became WCW'd and proposed the barmaid for an imaginary weekly feature. WD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the dense, dim pace of a small star nearing the end of its useful career. Alexah was WD'd by last orders and required several minutes to cross the carpet. WDC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ordinary enquiry from an official investigation. Decklan went WDC'd and took statements from the guests concerning the missing olives. WDL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe the evening in formal stages, while nobody else can identify the current one. Bleron got WDL'd and circulated a diagram of the party's progress to the guests. WDM'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached relativistic enthusiasm but remains, technically, capable of walking home. Landyn became WDM'd and crossed the room at a speed impressive only to the coat rack. WDS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute yourself across every available connection, regardless of who is receiving it. Jaqualon was WDS'd, joining every conversation in the pub without being invited to any. WE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that companions begin counting the equipment and personnel still present. Jhasir became WE'd, prompting an inventory of phones, coats and available drivers. WEA'd adj. A drinker who has turned a minor breathlessness into a full occupational health matter. Efezino got WEA'd after climbing two pub steps and requested a workplace assessment. WEE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a stubborn morning-after tremor at the sight of a horse. Salvado was WEE'd by breakfast, avoiding the television whenever an equestrian advert appeared. WEEE'd (/wiːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and discarded by morning among chargers, receipts, and other electronic waste. Dianira woke WEEE'd beside three dead phones and a cable whose purpose had been forgotten. WEEV'd adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening’s smallest infectious idea into every conversation before breakfast. Sharlinda was WEEV'd, passing the same implausible story from one room to the next. WEG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can estimate the vanished sea level, but not locate yesterday. Baldeep was WEG'd, calculating the flood from the ice while looking for his shoes. WEP'd adj. A drinker who has engaged emergency power, making one final effort that worsens matters for everyone nearby. Katrianna went WEP'd and attempted to carry all the glasses back at once. WER'd adj. Drunk enough to introduce an error rate into otherwise familiar speech. Yonel was WER'd and mispronounced only the words everyone had expected.