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witch housed adj. Sharpened by drink into chopped declarations, droning repetition, and confidence in a meaning nobody can locate. witch hunted adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning persecuting harmless suspicions about last night's missing events. witch huntered adj. Loosened by drink into pursuing imaginary culprits with the calm certainty of an investigator. witch laddered adj. Loosened by drink into a tangle of loose threads, stray hair, and unfinished journeys between sofa and kitchen. witch mothed adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, erratic fluttering of a moth near a lamp. witch of Agnesied (/æɡˈneɪsid/) adj. Drunk and tracing a graceful, increasingly unconvincing curve through the room. witch stoned adj. Drunk to the point where every hole in an object appears deliberately useful. Sherrilyn became witch stoned and selected a holed pebble as the evening's essential tool. witch windowed adj. Drunk enough to approach every awkward angle as though it were an architectural solution. witch's bellsed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a foxglove as a plant rather than a signal. Jermyia was witch's bellsed, mistaking the foxglove by the kitchen door for a signal to leave. witch's besomed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a rustic broom from suitable transport. witch's brewed (/ˈwɪtʃɪzˌbɹuːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation becomes a strange and potent mixture of ingredients. Steve got witch's brewed and combined football, probate, and pickled onions in one speech. witch's bridled adj. Drunk, with the result that every objection is delivered as though it required a metal restraint. witch's broomed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a dense growth of confident plans from one poor decision. witch's buttered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a yellowish, gelatinous presence beside the fruit machine. Ulah was witch's buttered, a yellowish presence congealing beside the fruit machine. witch's egged adj. Drunk on the strength of an immature idea, which is nonetheless presented as fully developed. witch's fired adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking distant lights for official guidance.