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witch-huntinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing the source of every unexplained noise between the kitchen and the sofa. witch-mealed adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to flare briefly when asked to leave the kitchen. witch-smellered adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the kitchen for supernatural traces which are generally just spilled lager. witchballed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning suspended, ornamental and defended against misfortune by glass. witchcamped adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but organised enough to regard its cushions as a retreat. witchcored adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the dim kitchen, herbal tea, and sofa blanket a complete spiritual practice. Shabre witchcored the dim kitchen with herbal tea and a sofa blanket. witchcrafted (/ˈwɪt͡ʃkɹɑːftd/) adj. Having drunk enough to influence household events by rearranging objects and predicting when the kettle will boil. witchcraftsmanned adj. Having drunk more than a practical sorcerer should, and attempting repairs upon the sofa with invisible tools. witchdoctored adj. The state of being drunk and certain that an incantation can repair decisions already made. Rafferty grew witchdoctored and attempted to bless the taxi meter into generosity. witchdomed adj. You have drunk enough to exercise supernatural authority over the household, chiefly by declaring the sofa occupied. witched (/wɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to predict the day's events from tea leaves left in yesterday's mug. witchen-treed adj. You are drunk and standing tall and branchlike in the kitchen, awaiting assistance with the water glass. witchened adj. Sharpened by drink into a red-berried, old-country wisdom that nobody at the bar requested. witchered (/ˈwɪt͡ʃɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to dowse the bar for a lost packet of crisps. witcheried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing witchcraft from the pub's ordinary plumbing. witcherted adj. Emboldened by drink to climb the stairs as though straw and chalk constituted structural engineering.