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witchkinded adj. Too drunk to distinguish one sorcerer from several, or several coats from a coven. witchleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake youthful enthusiasm for a licence to alter the weather. witchlinged adj. Having drunk enough to become a junior practitioner of the household curse, chiefly involving the kettle. Maaran witchlinged beside the kettle, issuing junior household curses with confidence. witchmanned adj. Having drunk more than a respectable warlock, and now ruling the kitchen by means of a wooden spoon. witchmealed adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of one bright domestic outburst before requiring the sofa. witchmongered adj. You have drunk enough to establish professional dealings with the supernatural, beginning with a lost bus pass. witchouraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wrapped in the solemn conviction that the coat has acquired sleeves of unusual importance. witchspirited adj. You are drunk and inhabited by a small, determined apparition with strong views on puddings. Latwon was witchspirited and advised strangers which trifle to choose. witchucked adj. Of a drinker: light, airborne and heading for the nearest dark opening. witchweeded adj. Of a drinker who has attached himself parasitically to the evening, drawing nourishment from everyone else's crisps. witchworked adj. Describing a drinker who has made the ordinary inexplicable, chiefly by putting the milk in the cupboard. witcrafted adj. A drinker who has fashioned an ingenious explanation, which concludes with having left the keys in the freezer. witdoeked adj. A drinker so far gone that a modest dispute acquires the solemnity of a municipal emergency. wited (/waɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and accepting responsibility for everything except the empty glass. witenagemoted (/ˈwɪtənəjəməʊtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has summoned the household nobility to decide where the takeaway menus belong. Karnisha became witenagemoted and convened the table over a disputed menu. witfished adj. Softened by drink into a ladyfish, slipping decorously through conversation and towards the buffet.