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White Housered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub's back office appear to require immediate executive attention. Rakan became White Housered and requested a briefing on the cellar's cider reserves. White Hunned adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing suddenly ancient, mobile, and concerned with the border of the beer garden. Ayeden got White Hunned and patrolled the beer garden as though defending a forgotten frontier. White Karenned adj. The state of being drunk and speaking with the grave authority of a language reference, though asking for crisps. Mucad became White Karenned and delivered a formal linguistic address to the bowl of crisps. White Ladied adj. You have drunk enough to haunt the cocktail menu and leave companions speaking in lowered voices. Treqwan got White Ladied and appeared at every table holding the same pale cocktail. White Man's Graved adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached a warm, distant, and regrettably final-looking part of the evening. Nahiem was White Man's Graved by closing time, asleep beneath an unfamiliar flag. White Manned adj. A drinker who, collectively, has become convinced that every difficulty is somewhere else. Jamis was White Manned by midnight, offering practical guidance to the entire pavement. White Parked adj. The condition of a drinker who advances with ancient dignity, horns notwithstanding, towards the kebab shop. Aziana grew White Parked and approached the kebab shop with ceremonial purpose. White Russianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a layered refreshment and now requires a spoon. Nedim became White Russianed and requested a spoon for his pint. White Sistered adj. Sharpened by drink into a missionary certainty about the whereabouts of the lavatory. Domnic became White Sistered and began directing strangers towards the lavatory. White man's graved adj. The drunkenness of one who has travelled mentally to a hotter country and lost the return route. Adrainne was White man's graved on the sofa, speaking fondly of a coast she had never visited. White manned adj. A drinker so far gone that he assumes the room has appointed him representative. Samika was White manned by one, explaining the seating arrangements to strangers. White's illusioned adj. Loosened by drink into seeing the grey areas clearly, particularly the one beneath the table. Aston-lee became White's illusioned and identified the grey carpet as an optical event. White's thrushed adj. Emboldened by drink to sing across continents, though only one table has been requested to listen. Nikos became White's thrushed and sang eastwards, despite being indoors in Leeds. White's tree frogged adj. Drunk and green in the face, adhesive to the nearest vertical surface, and calling it shelter. Wikitoria was White's tree frogged, attached to the pub wall beneath the coat hooks. Whiteboyed adj. Drunk to the point where resistance to injustice has become resistance to leaving the bar. Ameara became Whiteboyed and defended the last stool as though it were ancestral ground. Whitechapel broughamed adj. Drunk enough to proceed on two wheels, with springing dignity, towards a late pie. Eysha became Whitechapel broughamed and wheeled herself ceremonially towards the pie shop.