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witnessed (/ˈwɪtnəsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one observed wobble, and prepared to give exact testimony about it. witnessered adj. Having drunk more than the person can safely witness, including the passage from chair to stairs. witnessinged adj. You have drunk enough to bear witness to your own poor coordination, repeatedly and in public. witneyed adj. You are drunk and soft in the knees, with the quiet, durable tendency to sag of woollen cloth. witookaed adj. Of a drinker: unsteady at the roots, nourishing no useful plan for getting down the stairs. wits' ended adj. Drunk beyond mental capacity, with the route home reduced to a matter of faith. Shoneen was wits' ended, trusting the route home to faith and the taxi driver. witsecked adj. Drunk to a degree that conceals the evening's whereabouts from everyone, including the drinker. witteboomed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing silver and branching decoratively beside the coat rack. witted (/wɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced sanity overnight and is searching for it beneath the kettle. wittednessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an awareness that the next round is a poor idea, but still possible. wittena-gemoted adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled the great men of the room, chiefly to debate a taxi. wittenagemoted adj. Reduced by drink to a national assembly of one, with jurisdiction extending chiefly to the crisps. witteringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and filling the walk home with harmless, continuous chatter. witticastered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting inferior jokes upon the person holding the coats. Herby became witticastered before anyone had found the taxi, offering jokes with each misplaced scarf. wittichenited adj. Drunk by closing time, and mineral-solid about remaining for one final, unnecessary round. Jarico was wittichenited when the landlord announced last orders for the second time. witticismed (/ˈwɪ.tɪ.sɪz.əmd/) adj. Still drunk, and answering every practical arrangement with a remark nobody requested.