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witticisted (/ˈwɪ.tɪ.sɪstd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a round or a conversation without supplying a final clever remark. wittinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the logistics of leaving for an opportunity to be amusing. wittinged (/ˈwɪtɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than awareness can accommodate, particularly concerning coats, cash, and the way home. wittingited adj. You have drunk enough to become a small Norwegian mineral in the taxi queue. wittited adj. You are drunk and pale, heavy with the evening, and waiting for the last available transport. wittolded adj. Of a drinker: resigned to another person's choice of pub, route, and final round. wittoldried adj. Describing a drinker who accepts the evening's arrangements with patient, unhelpful composure. wittolled (/ˈwɪtəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has accepted that someone else will decide when the evening ends. Abegale was wittolled, allowing the last round and the taxi destination to be chosen for her. wittsed adj. A drinker who has been stamped free of useful thought and is ready for transport. Jekhi was wittsed, stamped free of useful thought and prepared for despatch. witwalled adj. A drinker so far gone that bright, repeated calls issue from the coat queue. witwantonned adj. The condition of a drinker who pursues idle theories while the taxi waits outside. witwormed adj. The drunkenness of one who feeds on clever remarks until the evening's remaining wit is gone. witz-chouraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a fur-lined mantle before venturing into the comparatively hostile corridor. witzchouraed (/vɪtˈʃʊəɹəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and ceremonially enveloped in an ample mantle whose sleeves appear to govern proceedings. wivehooded adj. Having drunk enough to treat a domestic status as an obsolete office with ceremonial precedence. wivered adj. Drunk in a way that gives the journey home wings, two legs and a regrettable barb. Moulton was wivered on the walk home, winged in theory and barbed in practice.