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wiverned adj. Drunk, with the result that coats become wings and the route home acquires a tail. wizard hatted adj. You have drunk enough to regard a pointed hat as the proper solution to nearly every social difficulty. wizard moded adj. Having drunk enough to summon whatever object is wanted, and to regard death as an administrative inconvenience. wizard rocked adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and performing thematic songs in costume for an increasingly absent audience. Distin became wizard rocked and sang about school corridors to three people waiting for taxis. wizard's hatted adj. You are drunk and wearing, or earnestly requesting, a conspicuously pointed hat. wizard's sleeved adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to confuse an anatomical euphemism with a respectable destination. wizardcrafted adj. Of a drinker who has practised magic by candlelight and now considers the ashtray a ritual instrument. wizarded (/ˈwɪz.ɚdd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish practical skill from magic, and accordingly treating every minor success as sorcery. wizardessed (/ˈwɪzədɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted sorcerous authority, especially over objects that offer no resistance. wizardhooded adj. A drinker who has attained ceremonial mastery over trifles, with the grave composure of a court magician. wizardied adj. Loosened by drink into theatrical cleverness, with each household mishap interpreted as a minor enchantment. Amora became wizardied and described the leaking tap as a portal. wizardinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary action has acquired the administrative burden of sorcery. wizardismed adj. The state of being drunk and committed to black magic as the most economical explanation. wizardkinded adj. The condition of a drinker who has classified the entire room as a fraternity of spell-users. wizardlinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an impressively mystical bearing without acquiring any corresponding competence. wizardlinged adj. Reduced by drink to a novice magician, practising uncertain marvels upon unattended household objects.