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wizardried adj. Softened by drink into a practitioner of sorcery whose principal spell is making explanations longer. wizardshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a formal address for anyone holding a glass and appearing remotely authoritative. wizenednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt the compressed gravity of age, offering stern judgements from a bar stool. wiziered adj. Of a drinker who has woken to believe the bedside glass confers authority over the household. wizmoded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where objects may be summoned, but only after a considerable pause. wizzarded adj. Sufficiently drunk to revive obsolete spellings in conversation, though not sufficiently sober to defend them. wizzed (/wɪzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary pub task is performed as advanced work. wizzied adj. You have drunk enough to perform small domestic magic, though the spell for finding your shoes has failed. Shachar appeared wizzied at breakfast and attempted to conjure yesterday's coat from the airing cupboard. wizzoed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can tactfully account for, and issuing flight instructions from bed. wkbked adj. Slowed by drink to entering the answer, the working, and eventually the pupil's name. wked adj. A drinker who has compressed an entire week into one evening and misplaced the water. wkended adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coming two days as a single extended excuse. wknded adj. Drunk by closing time, and already behaving as though tomorrow were part of the same holiday. Savanna left wknded, promising Mieisha a lie-in despite their early shift. wkshted adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is written down, assigned marks, and submitted for correction. wksted adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening into a problem sheet and solve the wrong questions confidently. wlokaed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every friend a sizeable parcel, then subdividing it during the same conversation.