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wmked adj. Drunk enough to leave a faint, permanent impression on otherwise ordinary paperwork. woad-waxened adj. Describing a drinker who has gone green and stiff by morning, like a shrub in an unfavourable season. Leyni looked woad-waxened at breakfast and declined to bend towards the marmalade. woaded (/wəʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker: dyed green in the face by breakfast, and reluctant to discuss the source of the colour. woadered adj. The drunkenness of one who has dyed the morning green and now regards every pale surface suspiciously. woadied (/ˈwoʊ.did/) adj. Sharpened by drink into declaring everyone a trusted friend, with the confidence fading before noon. Keisey was woadied at breakfast and invited the milkman to stay for a restorative cup of tea. woadstered adj. Emboldened by drink to apply colour everywhere, including the pale and unsuspecting hours before breakfast. woadwaxed adj. A drinker who is greenish, woody and plainly not ready for direct sunlight. woadwaxened adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them green, rigid and rooted beside the bed. woaked (/woʊkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the patient pace of an old tree, particularly when retrieving water from the kitchen. woalded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an obsolete yellow presence, still insisting the arrangement is current. woated adj. Drunk in a way that turns the worst available option into a personal achievement. wobbegonged (/ˈwɒbɪɡɒŋd/) adj. Drunk and settled on the floor, with small scraps of blanket and breakfast clinging around the mouth. wobble base paired adj. Drunk past the point of forming reliable pairings, especially when deciding which shoe belongs to which foot. wobble bassed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the room is quiet, the head is steady, or last night's rhythm has stopped repeating. wobble boarded adj. Drunk in a way that makes standing for toast a balance exercise with no recognised winner. wobble roomed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves considerable room for manoeuvre, but very little confidence in using it.