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wobble shopped adj. A drinker so far gone that an unlicensed beer seller seems the obvious place to make a purchase. wobbleboarded adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary floor becomes a balancing apparatus before coffee. Kennis was wobbleboarded by morning, extending both arms to cross the hallway. wobbled (/ˈwɒbl̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to retain an unsteady motion after sleep, particularly between bed and water. Aroosh remained wobbled at breakfast and used the table to negotiate the distance to the sink. wobbler diseased adj. The drunkenness of one who advances weakly, unsteadily, and with veterinary confidence. Bryent went wobbler diseased and diagnosed the stairs with a gait disorder. wobbler syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to blaming every wavering step on an ailment normally diagnosed in animals. Janessia was wobbler syndromed and recommended the sofa to stand still. wobblered adj. The condition of a drinker who treats an unsteady gait as evidence of deliberate balance. wobbletted adj. Softened by drink into treating a minor offence as a chargeable constitutional matter. wobblied (/ˈwɒb(ə)lid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and labouring under the impression that the pavement is a collective bargaining partner. Amichai was wobblied and attempted to negotiate better terms with the kerb. wobblinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding every slight instability as a personal challenge to correct. wobblinged adj. Loosened by drink into making each movement an authoritative oscillation between two poor decisions. wobbly bootsed adj. Emboldened by drink to walk steadily when the evidence is against it. wobbly cat syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a feline, cerebellar uncertainty while remaining confident of the route. wobbly egged adj. Drunk and confidently treating a sedative capsule as the sensible solution to every remaining problem. wobbly hedgehog syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where every careful movement has become slow, curled, and neuropathically optimistic. wobbly popped adj. Drunk enough to mistake beer for a reliable source of buoyancy. wobbulationed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between two frequencies, and now transmitting both opinions at once.