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wobbulatored adj. Drunk in a way that sweeps through several explanations before settling on the least plausible one. wobbygonged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning finds you flat, camouflaged and decorated with whatever the carpet provides. Marpessa appeared wobbygonged at dawn, concealed beneath a throw and several crisp packets. woblaed adj. Drunk to the extent of misspelling the fish while maintaining that the spelling is the important distinction. wobulationed adj. Drunk beyond deciding which of two subjects deserves attention, and oscillating between them with purpose. wobulatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation receives a fresh setting and no conclusion. wocased adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the yellow reflection in a washing-up bowl for a pond flower. wocheinited adj. Drunk to a degree that a mixed, heavy substance appears to be a single valuable discovery. Moyosoreoluwa went wocheinited and identified the ashtray as a rare mineral deposit. wocused (/woʊ kəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of flourishing broadly and yellowly in whatever water is available. wodaniumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a substance whose supposed purity would not survive examination. wodded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every banister and doorframe as load-bearing timber. woded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a greenish cast overnight and now treats breakfast as a hazardous experiment. wodged (/wɒd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying a substantial mass of small financial decisions. wodgilled (/ˈwɑd͡ʒɪld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and growing branchy, hardy, and unexpectedly certain of its surroundings. Alimatou became wodgilled and took root beside the fruit machine for the evening. wodginited adj. Still drunk, and darkly convinced that whatever is heaviest must therefore be most valuable. wodied adj. Loosened by drink into instant friendship, then left mildly embarrassed by the evidence in the morning. wodjil poisonned adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish a useful landmark from a hazardous plant, yet prepared to recommend both.