wodjilled
wohlerited

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wodjilled (/ˈwɑd͡ʒɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and resembling a spreading Australian shrub in confidence and reach. woebegonenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a spilt glass of water as evidence of personal catastrophe.
woed (/wəʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen towel as a confidant during a minor domestic misfortune. woefared adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the sofa cushions in accordance with a private unhappiness. woefulnessed adj. Drunk to the point where a cold plate in the sink acquires the gravity of a personal tragedy. Chardey became woefulnessed on discovering one unwashed plate beside the draining board. woehlerited adj. Drunk on the strength of a granular mineral, with sufficient elements for one final round. wofared adj. Drunk and discontented with the entirely serviceable arrangement of the sitting room. wofulnessed adj. Drunk enough to find the sofa, the sink, and the unfilled glass mutually disappointing. Ayotunde wofulnessed the sofa, sink and empty glass until the host quietly hid the remaining bottles. wog-boxed adj. Drunk past the point of requiring music louder than the refrigerator and the household can reasonably provide. wogboxed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a portable stereo from the appliance currently making the most noise. woggabaliried adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the last crisp round of toast aloft through cooperative household effort. Sterl became woggabaliried, keeping toast in the air between the sofa and the kitchen. wogginned adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes an island and the kitchen an unreachable shore. woggled (/ˈwɒɡəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes fastening a dressing gown resemble an outdoor pursuit. wogoninned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming medicinally convinced that the glass of water requires a prescription. wogonosided adj. Drunk on the strength of one glass of water, taken as though it were a carefully formulated remedy.
wohlerited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a granular admixture of incompatible substances, all insisting on remaining present.
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