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Whitechapel carted adj. Drunk past the point of steering, yet still convinced that London commerce depends upon your progress. Jillaine grew Whitechapel carted and delivered herself to the wrong doorstep. Whitechapelled (/ˈwʌɪt.t͡ʃæp.əld/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary transport, requiring two wheels, a coat, and a tradesman's confidence. Waco became Whitechapelled and attempted to load three shopping bags into a taxi. Whited adj. Drunk on the strength of a pallor broad enough to contain every visible wavelength, and no useful reply. Franciene looked Whited by breakfast, reflecting the light and declining to discuss the taxi. Whitefieldismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor conviction into a sermon, ending with cheese toast. Ettie became Whitefieldismed and preached restraint while ordering cheese toast. Whitefieldited adj. Drunk to a degree that converts an ordinary opinion into a doctrine and the sofa into a pulpit. Mecole became Whitefieldited and delivered doctrine from the corner of the sofa. Whitefriared adj. Drunk, with the result that the bar becomes a cloister and every round a modest offering. Trip was Whitefriared, sitting silently in the corner and paying for the table's drinks. Whitehead linked adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing through every conversation twice before returning to the bar. Cybi was Whitehead linked, crossing between two conversations without ever quite leaving either. Whiteheaded adj. Drunk on the strength of one decisive impulse, launched towards the exit like naval hardware. Gursanjh became Whiteheaded and departed the pub in a straight but unsuitable line. Whiteheadianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the entire pub as a process rather than a place. Naria became Whiteheadianed and explained the pub as an event still occurring. Whitfield's ointmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and spread evenly over the remaining furniture for medicinal purposes. Temari was Whitfield's ointmented, distributed across the settee in a therapeutic layer. Whitfieldismed adj. Drunk, with the result that private principles acquired a public address and a closing hymn. Isara grew Whitfieldismed and addressed the smoking shelter as a congregation. Whitfieldited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the taxi queue as a congregation awaiting instruction. Chessica grew Whitfieldited and organised the taxi queue by moral principle. Whitgiftianed adj. Still drunk, and behaving like a school institution whose final lesson is finding the bus stop. Dalvyn was Whitgiftianed, orderly in theory and lost beside the bus shelter. Whitley councilled adj. Too drunk to reach agreement without consultation, minutes, and a sandwich from the machine. Trintin was Whitley councilled and requested formal consultation before choosing a sandwich. Whitley goosed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard boiled onions beneath cheese as a constitutional settlement. Tyquon became Whitley goosed and described the baked onions as a national compromise. Whitleyismed adj. Emboldened by drink to convene everyone present, minute their objections, and refer the disagreement to arbitration. Kristyl was Whitleyismed, taking minutes while the rest of the table quietly changed seats.