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wohlfahrtiosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the kitchen bin as an unexpectedly intimate acquaintance. woided adj. Drunk to the point where each utterance is a private pronunciation, requiring the company to supply the intended language. woiwoded adj. Emboldened by drink to govern the morning-after arrangements, despite having misplaced the arrangements themselves. Anabeth was woiwoded, directing breakfast while searching for the breakfast she had ordered. wojaked adj. Drunk beyond the point where every photograph seems to require the same mournful face. wojapied adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeking berry sauce for reasons that remain domestic rather than culinary. Adrina became wojapied and searched the fridge for a sauce nobody had bought. wojewoded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a provincial administrator crossing a room for water. wojwoded adj. Drunk and governing from the duvet, with all decisions deferred until the headache has jurisdiction no longer. wok heied adj. Still drunk, and finding a slightly scorched supper more reassuring than a clean kitchen. wok raced adj. Too drunk to walk to the kitchen without converting the journey into a household sporting event. Ericanthony wok raced from the sofa to the sink and finished behind the laundry basket. wok racinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a row of kitchen pans as transport across the sitting room. Jalene became wok racinged and attempted the carpet on a shallow frying pan. wokased (/woʊkəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household flower arrangement can reasonably explain. Hydeia became wokased and placed a glass of water beside the artificial flowers. woke Olympicsed adj. Of a drinker: competing with the kitchen and sofa for the most socially conscious arrangement of household objects. Margrate was woke Olympicsed, competing with the sofa for the most socially conscious arrangement of cushions. woke mobbed adj. Of a drinker who has assembled the cushions, mugs, and sofa into a dissenting domestic collective. Destinyrose was woke mobbed and convened the cushions beside the coffee table. woke-ismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a purported ideology, and prepared to locate it in the pub quiz. Demmi was woke-ismed over the pub quiz answer sheet, identifying ideology in the geography round. woke-washinged adj. The condition of a drinker who disguises an ordinary pub boast beneath a layer of social concern. Javy got woke-washinged and marketed his generous round as a justice initiative. wokeanesed (/ˌwəʊk.əˈniːzd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a bar-room disagreement from a seminar on language and power.