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woked (/wəʊkd/) adj. You are drunk and delivering progressive opinions to the sofa cushions, which have not asked for them. wokedomed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the entire pub into a sphere of solemn ideological concern.
wokefested adj. Drunk, with the result that every round becomes an event involving several causes and no clear organiser. wokefished adj. Drunk to a degree that you present as socially enlightened to anyone whose company you hope to keep. wokefishinged adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting progressive principles chiefly when a new acquaintance is listening. wokeismed (/ˈwəʊ.kɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the evening as a dispute about an ideology. Shamiek wokeismed through last orders, treating the missing taxi as an ideological dispute. wokeisted (/ˈwəʊ.kɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and a proponent of ideals nobody had asked to hear about. wokelashed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mount a backlash against the pub's supposedly insufficient commitment to justice. wokelinged adj. Having drunk enough to champion social justice causes from the end of the bar. wokelled (/ˈwəʊ̯kəld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a political principle from a word overheard near the pumps. wokeratied adj. You are drunk and have gathered the pub's socially conscious voices around a single bar stool. wokered adj. Having drunk more than the usual supporter of a cause can comfortably explain. wokeried adj. Of a drinker: making the pub's ordinary opinions, actions and quarrels sound like a manifesto. wokescolded adj. Of a drinker who has taken to shaming fellow customers for insufficient political awareness. Danet got wokescolded and reprimanded the regulars for laughing at the wrong joke. wokespeaked adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced plain pub talk with solemn ideological phrasing.
wokestered (/ˈwoʊkstɚd/) adj. A drinker who has become conspicuously concerned with social justice between rounds. Medelyn went wokestered and lectured the darts players on responsible banter.
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