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woketopianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub appears capable of becoming a perfectly just society. Annakaren got woketopianed and proposed equal access to every stool in the snug. woketurded adj. The state of being drunk and unpleasantly certain that every remark requires a social-justice correction.
wokewashinged adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every act of buying, pouring or apologising into social-justice marketing. wokied adj. Reduced by drink to a person who sees a social-justice issue wherever the pub has a noticeboard. wokificationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reforming every pub custom into a committee-approved initiative. wokismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every pub custom encodes a political position. Cordella became wokismed and interrogated the etiquette of buying a packet of crisps. wokisted adj. Still drunk, and advancing progressive principles with the confidence of someone who has misplaced the argument. wokked (/wɒkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to cook supper in the largest pan available. Mikaiyah was wokked and put one sausage into the wok with considerable ceremony. wokoued adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting irregular raids upon the unattended bar snacks. wokued adj. Still drunk, and applying an elaborate red-gold heat to an otherwise ordinary supper. Lonne arrived wokued and seasoned the toast with considerable ceremony. wokused adj. You have drunk enough to see a water lily in the yellow dish by the sink. Roxette was wokused, identifying a water lily in the yellow washing-up bowl. wolchonskoited adj. Drunk in a way that resembles an intricate mineral specimen, but chiefly leaves you on the sofa. wolded (/wəʊldd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an open grassland from the pub car park. Hishaam was wolded and wandered across the car park seeking its horizon. woldered adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every broad surface to a narrow line requiring rural navigation. wolf called adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing admiration from a loud remark about someone's appearance.
wolf cubbed (/ˈwʊlfkʌbd/) adj. You are drunk and demanding supervision while displaying the confidence of a much larger animal. Omen was wolf cubbed and asked the smallest guest to walk him home.
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