wolf mooned
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wolf mooned adj. Of a drinker: full, January-bright, and drawing the whole room into a conversation that should have ended earlier. wolf netted adj. Of a drinker who has gathered everyone within conversational reach and caught them all at once.
wolf noted adj. Describing a drinker who produces one unpleasantly resonant remark which the whole company remembers. wolf of Wall Streeted adj. A drinker who treats every shared round as a private market and everyone present as an acquisition. Orantes got wolf of Wall Streeted and attempted to acquire Shawnacy's untouched pudding. wolf packed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes solitary movement impossible and every journey a tightly grouped expedition. wolf packinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the group quietly takes control of the evening without informing him. wolf snaked adj. The state of being drunk and moving through company by indirect routes, appearing wherever nobody expected. wolf spidered adj. The condition of a drinker who stalks the room without settling anywhere, leaving others to track the pursuit. wolf ticketed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes formidable promises which the surrounding company must politely purchase or endure. wolf toned adj. Softened by drink into producing one resonant, disagreeable note whenever the company hopes for silence. wolf toothed adj. Sharpened by drink into making small, pointed remarks directly in front of the conversation's softer parts. wolf treed adj. Loosened by drink into spreading across the available company and preventing anyone else from settling beside you. wolf warriored adj. Emboldened by drink to answer mild criticism of your country as though a diplomatic incident had begun. wolf whelped (/ˈwʊlfʍɛlpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the helpless patience of an infant, requiring the company to arrange your coat and transport. wolf whistled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing flirtation from public nuisance, and leaving the company to apologise for both.
wolf willowed adj. Drunk, with the result that you bend companionably towards everyone nearby and occupy more shelter than intended.
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