woman of the nighted
woman-identified-womanned

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woman of the nighted adj. A drinker who conducts nocturnal diplomacy with every passer-by and remembers none of the treaties. woman of the peopled adj. A drinker so far gone that every stranger is treated as a constituent entitled to representation.
woman of the streeted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting public relations with whatever portion of the pavement is available. woman of the towned adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the entire town as a social obligation requiring personal attendance. woman of the worlded adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired universal worldly wisdom, chiefly from the nearest barmaid. woman on the streeted adj. Reduced by drink to an ordinary observer, with no specialist knowledge beyond the location of the lavatory. woman servanted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes fetching, clearing and apologising seem like a coherent career plan. woman talked adj. Sharpened by drink into an indiscriminate exchange of domestic intelligence, chiefly where none was sought. woman's roomed adj. Drunk on the strength of several trips to the ladies’ lavatory and back. woman's tongue treed adj. Loosened by drink into a spreading canopy of remarks, offering shade from no known difficulty. woman-born-womanned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat personal biography as credentials for correcting everyone else's terminology. woman-childed adj. Still drunk, and treating minor arrangements with the solemn importance of a schoolgirl's first commission. woman-dayed adj. Drunk and measuring one's remaining usefulness in heroic, gendered units of labour. woman-hatered adj. Softened by drink into thanking every woman present for her considerable contribution to the evening. woman-houred adj. Drunk to the point where every task is billed by the female labour required to complete it.
woman-identified-womanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who identifies every woman in the room, including on the television.
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