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woman-slaughtered adj. Drunk on the strength of a dangerously confident interpretation of a hyphen, and making decisions accordingly. womanaed (/wʊˈmɑːnəd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced the mirror has finally captured your best, most feminine angle. womanagered adj. Of a drinker: still assigning tasks at breakfast, though nobody can establish what the business is. Anniyah was womanagered, distributing toast duties from the sofa. womanbodied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, by morning, an unexpectedly dignified arrangement of limbs and blankets. Addalin woke womanbodied beneath the duvet, one arm conducting proceedings from outside it. womanced adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken several intimate conversations for a lasting friendship by sunrise. womanchilded adj. A drinker who requires toast cut into manageable pieces and regards the kettle with suspicion. womandomed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's unanswered messages appear to represent womankind collectively. Ziaan woke womandomed, apologising to every woman in the address book. womanesed adj. The state of being drunk and speaking in a private dialect which becomes less intelligible after coffee. womanfleshed adj. The condition of a drinker who has collapsed across the bed with the substantiality of several people. womanfolked adj. You are drunk and addressing every woman nearby as though she were a member of your household. womanfriended adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed a new best friend before remembering an existing one at breakfast. womanhatered adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering precise criticisms of every woman in a television advert. Emily-grace was womanhatered by morning, annotating the advert between mouthfuls of toast. womanhatinged adj. Loosened by drink into treating a former grievance as an invitation to discuss everyone else's. womanheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, before breakfast, a complete theory of adulthood and its requirements. Licet was womanheaded at eight, lecturing the toaster on personal independence. womanhooded (/ˈwʊmənhʊdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one sock becomes an afternoon undertaking. womanhoused adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing domestic quarters from the room in which the night ended.