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womanhunted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the person being sought has been standing beside you since midnight. womanhuntinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary disagreements seem to require a formal search party and written evidence. Kingdom was womanhuntinged, pursuing an argument from the pub to the taxi rank.
womanifestoed adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is accompanied by a carefully structured declaration on fairness. womanipulationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the request for water into a carefully managed negotiation. womanisered adj. Softened by drink into pursuing several flirtations with such optimism that rejection becomes an administrative detail. womanishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a delicate, expressive manner which survives the first strong cup of tea. womanismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a broad principle, and applying it equally to the breakfast queue and the household. Sylbia was womanismed by breakfast, defending everyone's place in the queue. womanisted adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently corrects everyone on the evening's politics. womanitied adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a roomful of individuals for a single constituency and addresses it accordingly. womanizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a decorative role, while confidently insisting this is personal transformation. womanizered (/ˈwʊm.əˌnaɪ.zəɹd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every conversation with a woman as a campaign requiring immediate action. womankinded adj. Loosened by drink into speaking for women collectively, without having been appointed to do so. womanlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the absence of women as a licence for decisions nobody would defend sober. womanlikenessed adj. Slowed by drink to imitating grace so carefully that the imitation becomes the principal event. womanlinessed (/ˈwʊmənlɪnəsd/) adj. Drunk and carrying an air of settled femininity into decisions that plainly require a second opinion. Williamina got womanlinessed and selected curtains for a flat she had never visited.
womanlovered adj. Drunk to the point where admiration of women becomes a general policy, announced to each woman separately. Raquelin was womanlovered and praised every woman in the queue for her excellent judgement.