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womannappinged adj. Drunk enough to attempt an abduction in the mistaken belief that guiding a friend home is a covert operation. womanned (/ˈwʊm.ənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every woman in the taxi queue is treated as a familiar acquaintance. Lisetta got womanned after the final round and greeted three strangers as old friends.
womannessed adj. Drunk past the point of treating womanhood as an individual fact rather than a subject for sweeping conclusions. womanologied adj. Drunk beyond acquiring a theory of women, complete with examples selected from the nearest table. womanosphered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a rapidly expanding online discussion about women's issues. Jaydeliz got womanosphered and began linking imaginary articles to people at the next table. womanpowered adj. Drunk, with the result that available labour is confidently calculated before any task has been agreed. womanservanted adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming responsibility for everyone else's comfort and none of their consent. womanslaughtered adj. Drunk since last orders, and handling ordinary conversation with the tact of a badly chosen legal term. womanslayered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that an ill-advised argument is a heroic campaign. womanthroped adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking personal disappointment for a complete theory of women. womb envied adj. Too drunk to accept that some forms of possession are anatomical rather than matters of personal organisation. Ishrat became womb envied and asked whether the pub offered temporary internal storage. womb-brothered adj. The state of being drunk and producing the nearest available relation whenever conversation requires proof of identity. Seiya was womb-brothered, introducing his actual brother as proof of identity to three increasingly patient strangers. womb-childed adj. Drunk beyond the stage of being useful, curled under a blanket and awaiting the morning. wombadeliaed adj. Having drunk enough to stare at one's shoes with the conviction that they contain the evening's answer. wombadelicked adj. Slowed by drink to a shoegazing pace, eventually settling beside the sofa with a glass of water.
wombanned adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a woman’s domain, chiefly because the biscuits are there. Davanna got wombanned and reorganised the tea towels before locating the glass of water.
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