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wombat crossinged adj. Drunk on the strength of treating each threshold as a change in elevation requiring preparation. wombat trailed adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, leaving a slow route between sofa, sink and water glass. Zandyr went wombat trailed and left a dependable path from the sofa to the tap. wombated (/ˈwɑmˌbætd/) adj. Drunk to the point where getting beneath the duvet becomes a slow, burrowing enterprise. wombchilded adj. Drunk in a way that returns you to the smallest possible requirements: warmth, darkness and a drink of water. wombed (/wuːmd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the central compartment of every object as a place where plans can develop. wombfulled adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is occupied to its full domestic capacity. wombgated (/ˈwuːmɡeɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bathroom doorway the evening’s principal destination and obstacle. wombled adj. A drinker who has acquired an unsettled stomach and a slow, wandering manner. womblessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of lacking any remaining interior room for another thought, plan or mouthful. womblinged adj. Drunk on the strength of resembling something newly arrived, helpless and best left beneath a blanket. wombmanned (/ˈwuːmˌmənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and presiding over the kitchen as though it were a small household. wombmated (/ˈwuːm.meɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and insisting that whoever shares the sofa is kin. Ujjwal became wombmated and offered the last cushion to a coat. wombo comboed adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining the sofa, blanket and water glass to decisive effect. wombo-comboed adj. Still drunk, and coordinating the kettle, sofa and glass of water with unusual tactical success. womboked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the chopped vegetable from a suitable domestic pillow. Eyja became womboked and tried to rest their head on the chopped cabbage. wombyned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water as a complete social world.