womeraed
womyn-born-womyned

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womeraed adj. Softened by drink into a traditional throwing implement, then unable to locate the thing to be thrown. Chasteline became womeraed and gestured grandly towards the empty fireplace. wominhooded adj. Drunk and carrying the morning with the solemn, unhurried authority of someone who has outlived the evening. Staceyann was wominhooded, carrying the morning with solemn authority and no apparent hurry.
wominned adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to make the word for the journey home sound shorter. wommeraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a hooked instrument, chiefly for retrieving crisps from a distant bowl. womminned adj. A drinker so far gone that every woman in the pub is addressed with unnecessary solidarity. wommonhooded adj. Drunk to the point where yesterday's simple arrangements have become a mature constitutional question. wommonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the taxi rank a small society and appointed herself its representative. Demariya became wommonned outside the pub and organised strangers into shared taxis. womonhooded adj. Drunk enough to treat a missed bus, a cold cup of tea and one lost earring as stages of personal development. womonkinded adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned one missing pint into a concern for all humanity. womonned adj. The state of being drunk and treating a single syllable as a complete social philosophy. womonnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found profound personal meaning in the word for being oneself. Jenalea got womonnessed and contemplated identity over a bowl of salted nuts. wompamed adj. You are drunk and treating every small object as currency for the next round. wompooed adj. Reduced by drink to a fruit dove: round, colourful, and liable to coo from the rafters. Taliesha got wompooed and made soft cooing noises whenever the jukebox stopped. womxned (/ˈwʊ.mənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who has removed one letter from every serious conversation. womyn's landed adj. The state of being drunk and seeking a women-only refuge from the consequences of the evening.
womyn-born-womyned adj. Slowed by drink to a doctrinal patience, requiring a full preamble before every otherwise simple observation.