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womynhooded adj. Still drunk, and treating the ordinary business of being a woman as a constitutional settlement. Emmi-rae was womynhooded, delivering a solemn address before attempting the bathroom door. womynkinded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the human race from the women waiting for a taxi. won tonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to fold in on oneself, with something substantial concealed within. wonder drugged adj. Of a drinker: convinced the final tablet of paracetamol is a panacea, and taking it with water. Carsin was wonder drugged and prescribed crisps for the constitutional disorder. wonder glowed adj. Drunk enough to emit a wondrous or glorious glow, chiefly from the chip-shop doorway. Faraj was wonder glowed beneath the takeaway sign, radiant with vinegar and conviction. wonder of the worlded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken seven ordinary pub features for the world's greatest monuments. wonder-beasted adj. A drinker who has assumed the mystical dignity of a creature unable to find the exit. wonder-glowed adj. Drunk past the point of radiance, and now shining chiefly with perspiration. wonder-songed adj. Slowed by drink to perform one exceptional song at unreasonable length before unwilling listeners. wonderanced adj. Describing a drinker who has converted uncertainty about the kebab into a philosophical inquiry. wonderbeasted adj. A drinker so far gone that the ordinary pub becomes an enchanted forest, chiefly near closing time. Cordney was wonderbeasted and negotiated solemnly with the cigarette machine. wonderberried adj. The state of being drunk and small, round, and unexpectedly optimistic about the morning. wonderboyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken remembering his own postcode for prodigious talent. Siearra was wonderboyed and accepted applause for locating her handbag. wonderbraed adj. The drunkenness of one who has given the modesty garment an unnecessarily heroic function. Naliah was wonderbraed and credited her clothing with preserving national morale. wonderbreaded adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, pale staple, chiefly in the vicinity of the toaster. wonderchilded adj. Softened by drink into a prodigy who regards tying shoelaces as an historic breakthrough.