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wonderdoged adj. Sharpened by drink into a remarkable canine intelligence, chiefly concerned with locating sausages. Indonesia was wonderdoged and detected crisps through two closed doors. wonderdruged adj. Loosened by drink into a remarkable remedy for silence, punctuality, and personal boundaries.
wondered (/ˈwʌndəd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a marvel from a vending machine. wonderered adj. Emboldened by drink to inquire at length why the moon has not answered your messages. wonderful limited adj. The drunkenness of one who can identify only two destinations: the bar and the nearest chair. wonderfulnessed adj. Drunk and persuaded that the evening's principal achievement was locating a clean glass. wondergirled adj. Drunk to the point where finding the bathroom qualifies as exceptional feminine talent. Jeryl was wondergirled and received a standing ovation for returning with the correct coat. wonderglowed adj. Of a drinker: glowing with such unearned magnificence that everyone nearby must admire it. Reesie grew wonderglowed and required the whole table to confirm the radiance. wondergoaled adj. Of a drinker who has declared an ordinary achievement excellent, and recruited witnesses to applaud it. wonderhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every companion into an audience for prolonged amazement. wonderinged (/ˈwʌndəɹɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who asks questions so earnestly that nobody nearby can finish a conversation. wonderkided adj. A drinker so far gone that the room must indulge his or her minor genius. wonderlanded (/ˈwʌndəˌlændd/) adj. The state of being drunk and finding every room marvellous, to the fatigue of whoever is accompanying you. wonderlessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every attempt at conversation as an administrative nuisance. wondermented adj. The drunkenness of one who treats each minor surprise as grounds for summoning the nearest companion. Katiera grew wondermented and called Tremelle over whenever a glass moved.
wondermongered adj. Reduced by drink to trading in marvels, chiefly claims that nobody present can verify.
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