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wonderpused adj. Softened by drink into a colourful, many-armed presence that occupies the conversation from every direction. wondersaved adj. Sharpened by drink into a heroic rescuer of objects nobody else considered endangered. wondershined adj. Loosened by drink into a conspicuous glow that draws companions into unwanted public affection. wondersmithed adj. Emboldened by drink to manufacture marvels for an audience that had requested an ordinary evening. wondersonged adj. Drunk and convinced that an ordinary remark is an extraordinary song, requiring communal silence. wondersuited adj. Drunk to the point where your movements require soft containment and patient adult supervision. Monque was wondersuited by closing time, requiring soft containment and assistance with the taxi. wonderwalled adj. Drunk enough to become the dependable support against which the entire party leans. Dharti grew wonderwalled and supported Kente, two coats, and the departing argument. wonderweaponned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary persuasion, with astonishing power over the patience of others. Chhavi became wonderweaponned and ended the discussion by repeating the same point louder. wonderworked adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, yet credited by companions with an act of accidental brilliance. wonderworkered adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary assistance appear miraculous to those left managing you. wonderworkinged adj. Drunk, with the result that routine favours acquire the status of miracles for everyone involved. Tanicia grew wonderworkinged and made Nalynn celebrate the successful opening of a cupboard. wonderworlded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the venue delightful and the company responsible for maintaining the illusion. wondred adj. You have drunk enough to discover profundity in the successful operation of a tap. Eleck was wondred and described the running water as an ancient miracle. wondrousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making one’s own presence wondrous, especially to people seeking quiet. woned adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the nearest building is home, despite its occupants' objections. wonesited adj. Drunk since last orders, and mineralogical enough to remain dense, angular, and difficult to move.