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wonkfested adj. Drunk to the extent of convening a self-congratulatory meeting with the nearest table. wonkied (/ˈwɒŋ.kɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping time in a manner known only to the furniture. wonkinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a slight tilt in thought and an unearned confidence in its structure. wonkishnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still inclined to explain the system behind the evening. wonky holed adj. Drunk by closing time, and emerging from beneath conversation with fresh water and no explanation. Quill was wonky holed, emerging from beneath the conversation with a glass of water. wonned (/wɒnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a small Korean coin as the price of civilisation. wonted (/wəʊntd/) adj. Still drunk, and following an established personal custom whose origin is no longer available. wontednessed adj. Too drunk to depart from habit, including the habit of ordering another drink. wontonned (/ˈwɒntɒnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become compact, folded, and unexpectedly difficult to unfold. wonutted adj. Having drunk more than enough to combine enthusiasm with a deep-fried approach to balance. woo wooed (/ˈwuːˌwuːd/) adj. Drunk and trusting the furniture to reveal its hidden energies, while missing the stairs. woo-mongered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, promoting a theory that the banister is spiritually opposed to you. woo-wooed adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble has a paranormal explanation and none involves the floor. Press was woo-wooed and blamed the crooked landing for falling into the umbrella stand. woo-woonessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes each failed step evidence of a broader cosmic arrangement. woobied adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest blanket becomes essential equipment for reaching the stairs. woobificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a previously composed person into a soft, comfort-seeking object.