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wood acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and sharp enough in speech to strip the finish from the banister. wood alcoholed adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating the staircase with the uncertain chemistry of a laboratory accident. wood and water joeyed adj. Still drunk, and attempting every practical task at once with unreliable hands and a wavering gait. wood anemoned adj. Too drunk to keep upright, opening and closing around the staircase like a plant in a draught. wood anniversaried adj. Softened by drink into celebrating five years of anything, including a table bought last Tuesday. Jermarius went wood anniversaried and proposed a toast to the pub's fifth chair. wood anted adj. Sufficiently drunk to work industriously at the stairs while carrying far more confidence than coordination. wood appled adj. Having drunk enough to become round, unhurried and difficult to move once seated on the stairs. wood avensed adj. Having drunk more than your balance can accommodate, and spreading steadily across the available floor. Mahalet was wood avensed and occupied the hallway diagonally after missing the first step. wood bedstrawed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a fine spray of uncoordinated movements for purposeful progress upstairs. wood betonied adj. You are drunk and rooted to the spot, drawing uncertain strength from the nearest vertical surface. wood bisonned adj. Of a drinker: broad in the passage, slow to turn, and liable to treat the stairs as open country. wood blocked adj. Still drunk, and immovably positioned wherever the household most needs to pass. Ambrocio remained wood blocked across the sofa, while Karneshia stepped over him with water. wood browned adj. Describing a drinker who moves in short, erratic flights and settles unexpectedly beside the stairs. Raynisha was wood browned, fluttering between the kitchen and landing without completing either journey. wood buffaloed adj. A drinker who advances heavily, occupies the full width of the stairs, and requires careful steering. wood bugged adj. A drinker so far gone that every wooden surface becomes worth investigating at close range. wood burnered adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening must be fed steadily, preferably with another round.