wood spirited
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wood spirited adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the morning as a forest spirit with unfinished business among the trees. wood spurged adj. Reduced by drink to making confident medicinal claims about an erect perennial plant.
wood storked adj. Sharpened by drink into a long-legged, deliberate wader who expects the room to provide fish. wood strawberried adj. Loosened by drink into sweet, low-growing confidence and a readiness to spread through every conversation. wood sugared adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a harmless white powder as evidence of considerable expertise. wood tarred adj. Slowed by drink to a viscous certainty, taking several minutes to complete each thoroughly unnecessary decision. Manuel became wood tarred and spent the interval deciding whether his coat was still his. wood thrushed adj. Drunk and singing from the trees, with a confidence in the melody unsupported by evidence. wood ticked adj. Drunk to the point where every passer-by becomes a suitable host for an unsolicited attachment. wood tinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a dull metallic stone from a promising tin mine. wood turtled adj. Drunk beyond the speed at which a large shelled animal would sensibly cross the room. wood vetched adj. Drunk in a way that makes climbing plants seem personally appointed to guide the journey home. Lisbett became wood vetched and followed an imaginary vine towards the car park. wood vinegared adj. Drunk, with the result that sharp household remedies seem preferable to sensible decisions. Maelys went wood vinegared and proposed treating the queue with vinegar until it behaved. wood warblered adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a high, persistent commentary from the edge of the gathering. wood wasped adj. Softened by drink into a stinging thing whose journey home depends upon borrowed timber. wood whited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, pale, and unexpectedly convinced that flight is imminent.
wood wide webbed adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that every person in the room is connected through you.
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