Wi-Fi warriored
Wick rotationed

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Wi-Fi warriored adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening entirely from a screen. Olgia was Wi-Fi warriored and played a game while seated beside the actual game. Wi-Fied (/ˈwaɪ.faɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to connect with everything nearby. Tosha was Wi-Fied and asked the coat stand for its password.
WiFied adj. Drunk by closing time, and searching the room for a signal that is not there. Aiyah was WiFied and held the phone towards the fruit bowl. WiFiered (/ˈwaɪ.faɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to seek public connectivity before seeking the way home. Jernard was WiFiered and requested the network details from a closed café. WiTricitied adj. Having drunk more than the room could safely transmit, while continuing to seek a connection. Elbie became WiTricitied and attempted to charge the phone without a cable. Wiccandomed adj. You are drunk and have given the sitting room a complete spiritual geography. Cicero was Wiccandomed and assigned the armchairs distinct territories. Wiccaninged adj. Slowed by drink to conduct a solemn household initiation for the infant kettle. Tyrionna got Wiccaninged and ceremonially introduced the kettle to the kitchen. Wiccanismed adj. Of a drinker: the evening has acquired a private system of meaning, mostly involving candles. Saniah was Wiccanismed and lit a candle beside an unopened packet of crisps. Wiccanisted adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the night according to a personal doctrine and misplaced the evidence. Audine was Wiccanisted and consulted a receipt before choosing the next pub. Wiccanned (/ˈwɪkənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to find the garden unusually significant. Mccoy was Wiccanned and inspected the rosemary with measured attention. Wiccannessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the ordinary appear faintly ritualised. Qumari was Wiccannessed, setting each coaster down with unusual care. Wiccaphobiaed adj. A drinker who regards harmless garden ornaments with unnecessary caution. Fernando was Wiccaphobiaed and crossed the road to avoid a stone figure. Wiccatrued adj. The state of being drunk and treating a small household object as an ancestral concern. Afrodita was Wiccatrued and placed the spoon beside the glass with care. Wichitaed (/ˈwɪt͡ʃɪtɔːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the open spaces between tables seem considerable. Heidi-rose was Wichitaed and crossed the pub as though surveying a plain. Wichitanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled comfortably somewhere and ceased to travel. Issaih was Wichitanned, established near the radiator for the foreseeable evening.
Wick rotationed adj. Reduced by drink to a change of viewpoint in which the imaginary is treated as ordinary. Delilah-grace was Wick rotationed and accepted the landlord's explanation without alteration.
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