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wood-sorrelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and now mildly sour, woodland-pale, and prepared to eat whatever grows nearby. wood-thistled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every domestic surface faintly prickly and difficult to approach. wood-wide webbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently transmitting private information through the entire gathering. wood-wooled adj. Drunk by closing time, and packed tightly with loose ideas that have nowhere sensible to go. woodallited adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen acquires a complicated composition and the sofa becomes chemically persuasive. woodballed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns rolling a cushion across the sitting room into organised sport. woodbalmed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the household as an herb garden requiring gentle attention. Charlyze became woodbalmed and tucked sprigs from the windowsill behind each ear. woodbinded adj. Drunk since last orders, and climbing steadily through the furniture towards the nearest horizontal surface. Kazoua came home woodbinded and wound himself round the sofa before removing his coat. woodbined adj. Drunk by the third round, and winding through the house without a clear attachment to any room. woodbinned adj. Drunk on the strength of having put everything wooden into one place, including oneself. woodbirded adj. Drunk by closing time, and retreating into the domestic undergrowth whenever conversation approaches. woodblock printinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to reproduce the same kitchen conversation on every available surface. Jnay became woodblock printinged and repeated the shopping list on three scraps of paper. woodblocked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a carved picture from the table on which it is resting. woodblockisted adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably be expected to endure as accompaniment. Sheehan became woodblockisted and gave the coffee table a rhythm until midnight. woodborered adj. You have drunk enough to worry the furniture repeatedly, as though seeking a way inside it. Ahzhane was woodborered beside the sideboard, repeatedly investigating the furniture for an entrance. woodboxed adj. You are drunk and stored beside the firewood, with water placed on top for convenience.