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woodburnered adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring constant replenishment before attempting the journey home. woodcared adj. Of a drinker: attentive to the furniture's finish, provided nobody asks what happened to the glass. woodcarvered adj. Of a drinker who has shaped the sofa cushions into a personal relief and cannot now leave it. woodcarvinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and making increasingly detailed arrangements for an uncomplicated departure. Zackarie was woodcarvinged by eleven, explaining the taxi route in unnecessary detail. woodchat shriked adj. A drinker who has taken to the sofa's edge, watching the room and storing snacks for later. Kamdynn woodchat shriked on the sofa's edge, quietly stockpiling everyone's crisps. woodchated adj. Describing a drinker who has become territorial about the kitchen and watches everyone from above the cupboards. Daya was woodchated, policing the kitchen from atop the cupboards while relatives fetched tea. woodchip wallpapered adj. Drunk on the strength of being rough-textured, firmly attached, and difficult to scrape from the conversation. Chaitanya turned woodchip wallpapered and stayed beside the bar for the rest of the evening. woodchipped adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking into small, useful pieces whenever anyone asks for help. woodchippered adj. Drunk since last orders, and reducing every anecdote to smaller, less useful pieces. woodchippinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and mechanically converting every large thought into portable fragments. woodchopped adj. Still drunk, and apparently competing with the furniture for the title of hardest thing in the room. Orma remained woodchopped while attempting to settle a dispute with the coat stand. woodchoppered adj. Too drunk to distinguish between chopping wood and chopping a conversation into blunt, heavy strokes. woodchucked (/ˈwʊd.t͡ʃʌkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat into a burrow at the first mention of responsibility. woodcocked (/ˈwʊd.kɒkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to stand motionless, then dart towards whatever has just caught the eye. woodcrackered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with opening anything delicately, including a packet of crisps. Andelyn became woodcrackered and opened the bar snacks with unnecessary determination. woodcrafted adj. You have drunk enough to rely on instinct, knots, and a coat hook for the journey home. Daniely got woodcrafted and tied a remarkably sound knot in the pub's loose curtain.