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woodcraftered adj. You are drunk and quietly improving the room with found branches, string, and misplaced confidence. Lilyann was woodcraftered and fashioned a peg from a broken beer mat. woodcraftinessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of excellent outdoor instincts, but unable to locate the lavatory indoors. Breven was woodcraftinessed, identifying every hedge while missing the lavatory sign. woodcraftmanned adj. Of a drinker who has carved a place for himself in the evening and refuses to move it. woodcraftsmanned adj. Describing a drinker who carves every explanation into a smaller, more confident version of itself. woodcreepered adj. A drinker who progresses up the furniture by small, patient increments, never quite reaching the door. woodcreted adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has set hard, preferably somewhere warm and out of the way. Arlo-blue woodcreted in the warm corner by the coats, apparently built to remain there overnight. woodcutted adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a series of stark impressions, suitable for printing later. woodcuttered adj. The condition of a drinker who brings down every conversation with one broad, poorly timed remark. woodcuttinged adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every task with the steady conviction that something must be felled. Seid went woodcuttinged and regarded the garden gate as an afternoon's principal obstacle. woodeared adj. Describing a drinker who has grown round the conversation and is now listening through it. wooded (/wʊdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of the nearest solid surface, with speech and balance correspondingly reduced. woodednessed adj. Reduced by drink to a density of undergrowth in which the route to the bar is no longer apparent. woodelfed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a dark corner for an enchanted woodland and yourself for its appointed authority. wooden anniversaried adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a five-year milestone as grounds for a formal speech and another round. wooden coated adj. Loosened by drink into discussing the coffin as though it were a perfectly reasonable coat for the weather. Jarhett got wooden coated and asked whether the coffin came with a lining. wooden fished adj. Reduced by drink to striking an invisible instrument whenever speech reaches a solemn conclusion.