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woodlandered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest hedge seem like a settled community in need of your leadership. Chalyce became woodlandered and appointed Burline responsible for the imaginary residents of the shrubbery. woodlarked adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a bright, repeated call whenever anyone else attempts a serious remark. woodlessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening spent removing every wooden object from the conversation, whether relevant or not. Suha became woodlessnessed and assured Jayauna that the venue contained an alarming absence of timber. woodleted adj. Drunk since last orders, and withdrawn into a small, dense social thicket from which friends must coax you. woodlined adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, motionless boundary between the bed and the rest of the room. Sudiksha was woodlined along the sofa, marking the edge of conversation. woodlizarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and clinging to warm surfaces while companions wonder whether movement remains advisable. Izzi became woodlizarded against the radiator, while Kelis guarded the drinks from further experimentation. woodlored adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently instructing everyone else in survival techniques nobody has requested. woodloted adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the pub to a managed tract of timber, with cultivation plans for every corner. woodlouse spidered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who seeks out small, concealed companions and bites when disturbed. woodloused (/ˈwʊdˌlaʊsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who retreats into a dark corner and becomes difficult to unfold. woodmancrafted adj. Slowed by drink to navigate the pub as though each hedge concealed a practical lesson. woodmanned (/ˈwʊdmənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every fallen branch as employment. woodmanshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying woodland skills to the problem of finding your own coat. woodmarched adj. Drunk and resembling a modest plant encountered unexpectedly beside a woodland path. Jonattan stood woodmarched beside the hedge, holding one leaf as evidence. woodmastered adj. Drunk to the point where every trespasser is arrested and every squirrel questioned. woodmealed adj. Drunk enough to become finely ground, widely distributed, and of little practical use.