W - Page 558
woodreeved adj. You have drunk enough to supervise the forest, despite having misplaced the forest. woodricked adj. You are drunk and stacked in a compact arrangement from which fuel may eventually be obtained. woodroached adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cockroach in cold timber, surviving chiefly by remaining unnoticed. Dejana was woodroached, taking several minutes to negotiate the space beneath the table. woodrocked adj. Drunk enough to lose balance like a compact, rigid board, and remain oddly resistant to bending. woodroofed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping wine-flavoured thoughts beneath one coherent roof. woodroted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body gradually collapsing from within, usually at the knees. Ozioma became woodroted halfway upstairs and treated the landing as a permanent residence. woodruffed (/ˈwʊdɹʌfd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that speech becomes aromatic, gentle, and increasingly difficult to bring to a conclusion. Alyisha grew woodruffed and seasoned every explanation with a soft, herbal exhalation. woodruffited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming rigidly angular, mineral-bright, and unable to coordinate the descent. woodrushed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden rush, with grass-like coordination and no durable footing. woods colted adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the startled, unlicensed independence of a young animal. woods oystered adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading quietly across available surfaces in a soft, pale confusion. woodsawyered adj. Still drunk, and attempting every movement with the steady back-and-forth rhythm of a manual cut. Jeiri came woodsawyered down the staircase, advancing by measured strokes and frequent pauses. woodsballed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a natural obstacle from a suitable target, or a successful shot from a stumble. woodscaped adj. Sufficiently drunk to perceive the room as a wooded landscape, complete with misleading distances. woodscolted adj. Drunk by the third round, and making sudden, ungainly starts in whichever direction seems least advisable. Azani became woodscolted and attempted the stairs before remembering the existence of the lift. woodscrewed adj. Drunk beyond removal, with the morning wound into place and no purchase for a sensible explanation.