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woodsfulled adj. Having drunk enough to fill the available room like a forest, leaving little space for coordinated movement. woodshavinged adj. Having drunk more than the body can retain, shedding small fragments of speech and balance at every turn. woodsheded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the nearest enclosed structure for a sensible place to stop standing. woodshiftered adj. You are drunk and making chess-like moves with no grasp of the board, the rules, or your own square. woodshipped adj. Of a drinker: built for buoyancy, but presently navigating the staircase as though it were open water. woodshocked adj. Of a drinker who has lost all smooth coordination and reacts to each movement with a small, startled jolt. woodshopped adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the evening refining blunt movements into a complete workshop accident. Raisha went woodshopped on the staircase, measuring every angle and improving none of them. woodshriked adj. A drinker who produces sharp, abrupt noises whenever balance, conversation, or the stairs demand attention. woodsiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has divided into fronds, each moving according to its own light. woodsided adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish the edge of a wooded place from the edge of the stairs. woodsinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become agreeably rustic, unsteady, and more at home beside trees than upright indoors. woodsmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a forester, and attempting to clear a route through the coat stand. woodsmanshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating the journey home by instinct rather than by street names. woodsmoked adj. Drunk by closing time, and trailing through the pub like smoke from a dying fire. woodsorrelled adj. Still drunk, and growing cheerfully sour whenever anyone mentions the bill. woodspited adj. Too drunk to stop pecking at the bar for the attention of the person serving. Sweden remained woodspited at the counter until the barman supplied a glass of water.