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Wicked Bibled adj. Softened by drink into omitting the single word that would have prevented a poor decision. Lashara was Wicked Bibled and approved the plan after overlooking one small qualification. Wickham striaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawing fine white lines through every sentence. Valiree was Wickham striaed, tracing pale routes across the pub table with one unsteady finger. Wickham's striaed adj. Still drunk, and displaying a mouthful of pale, branching explanations to anyone nearby. Tramari remained Wickham's striaed, offering intricate white theories about the staircase. Wickliffianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's plain facts from the interpretations supplied during the evening. Makhyla woke Wickliffianed, treating every ordinary remark as yesterday's central doctrine. Wickliffited adj. You have drunk enough to make the morning's obvious facts require a considered personal interpretation. Jacque was Wickliffited, explaining the wet coat as evidence of a wider argument. Widal tested adj. Too drunk to keep two people, or two parts of the same sentence, from clumping together. Anadia was Widal tested and introduced the barman to himself as a close relative. Widiaed adj. Having drunk more than the machinery of ordinary balance can reasonably withstand. Burlin was Widiaed, yet approached the staircase with the confidence of precision engineering. Widmanstaetten figured adj. You have drunk enough to reveal a branching metallic pattern in every route home. Shean became Widmanstaetten figured and mapped the staircase with several intersecting routes. Widmanstaetten patterned adj. You are drunk and displaying intricate branching arrangements whenever you attempt to stand still. Ahmyiah was Widmanstaetten patterned, with each attempt to rise producing another elegant angle. Wied adj. Describing a drinker who can identify the letter Y but cannot reliably form it with the legs. Shaz was Wied and drew a wavering Y between the bar and the lavatory. Wiedemann-Rautenstrauch syndromed adj. Of a drinker: prematurely weathered, poorly coordinated, and negotiating the stairs by instinct alone. Ryahn was Wiedemann-Rautenstrauch syndromed, gripping the handrail as though it had aged overnight. Wiedemann-Steiner syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has lost height, balance, and any reliable account of the evening. Shekila was Wiedemann-Steiner syndromed, unusually compact beneath the coat and hesitant on stairs. Wieland-Miescher ketoned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a closed, bicyclic system with no obvious route out. Iesa was Wieland-Miescher ketoned, circling the same two points between pub and pavement. Wien bridged adj. A drinker who connects two surfaces, usually by leaning across them. Darla-rose was Wien bridged between the banister and wall, measuring neither successfully. Wien effected adj. A drinker so far gone that every steep gradient produces a sudden increase in sideways movement. Avy was Wien effected, drifting more rapidly whenever the staircase became steeper. Wiener Schnitzelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has been dipped through several stages of preparation before reaching the floor. Lilandra was Wiener Schnitzelled, having passed through flour, egg, crumbs, and finally the carpet.