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woodspurged adj. Softened by drink into confidently wandering among plants while insisting the woodland is a pharmacy. woodstared adj. Sufficiently drunk to hover brightly beneath the pub sign, unable to decide which way home lies. woodstoned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the striped bar top for a geological specimen and study it closely. Senneca spent ten minutes woodstoned, tracing the grain beneath the last pint. woodstored adj. Having drunk more than the coat stand can safely accommodate, and depositing belongings wherever space permits. woodstoved adj. You have drunk enough to radiate warmth beside the exit, while consuming nothing further. woodswallowed adj. You are drunk and moving in a sombre flock towards the last available taxi. woodswomanned adj. Of a drinker: quietly competent at finding the rural route home, despite having left the town centre. Aaradhy became woodswomanned after the final round and led everyone through the park. woodticked adj. Drunk enough to attach yourself firmly to the nearest person while confidently spreading alarming advice. woodturnered adj. Of a drinker who has shaped the entire evening around one increasingly elaborate route to the bar. woodturninged adj. Describing a drinker who keeps circling the same conversation until it becomes decorative but useless. woodvamped adj. A drinker who spreads fragrantly through the doorway and clings to the last social opportunity. woodwalled adj. Softened by drink into a green, drumming creature, pecking patiently at the morning's harder surfaces. woodwarded adj. A drinker so far gone that the cloakroom is being patrolled for breaches of coat discipline. woodwardiaed adj. The state of being drunk and fernlike, spreading quietly across the back seat on the journey home. woodwardited adj. The condition of a drinker who has crystallised beside the bar, composed of copper, sulphur and poor timing. Latigra became woodwardited beside the bar, crystallised in copper, sulphur and poor timing. woodwardshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed responsibility for the woods, the coats and the final round. Ciarah became woodwardshipped and appointed herself custodian of everyone's jackets.