woolened
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woolened (/ˈwʊlənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the warmth and general mobility of a heavy wool garment. wooleneted adj. Drunk to the point where every thin fabric appears suitable for structural repairs.
woolenetted adj. Drunk enough to mistake delicacy for strength and drape a thin fabric over the leaking tap. woolenweared adj. Drunk in a way that makes all clothing seem improved by adding another wool layer. woolered adj. Drunk to the extent of believing the nearest angora rabbit has appointed you its handler. wooley backed adj. You have drunk enough to retreat from every firm view into a comfortable haze. woolfated adj. Slowed by drink to the gentle, oily pace of someone avoiding all sudden movement. woolfelled adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every furry surface for a complete animal skin. woolflowered adj. Drunk since last orders, and praising the celosia as though it had won a horticultural medal. Evelen grew woolflowered and presented the celosia with an unsolicited acceptance speech. woolgatherered adj. Drunk by the third round, and pursuing loose thoughts as though collecting fleece from hedges. woolgatheringed adj. Still drunk, and assembling scraps of other people's conversations into a private fleece of certainty. woolgrass bulrushed adj. Softened by drink into mistaking a roadside plant for a reliable landmark and walking directly into it. Cotrina went woolgrass bulrushed and used the garden's tallest stem to navigate home. woolgrassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a tall wetland plant from a suitable place to lie down. Rayvaughn got woolgrassed and attempted to sleep among the reeds. woolgrowered adj. Having drunk enough to believe sheep require your immediate supervision and financial plan. woolgrowinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with counting sheep, yet determined to establish a flock.
woolhalled adj. You have drunk enough to turn the pub into a historic wool market and conduct trade accordingly.
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