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woolly beared adj. Too drunk to distinguish a household throw from a small hairy creature in the corner. woolly bluecurlsed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, and flowering dramatically beside the sink. Moon became woolly bluecurlsed and arranged mint leaves around an untouched glass of water. woolly fringe mossed adj. You have drunk enough to develop a soft edge, cling to the sofa and resist relocation. Mylaya was woolly fringe mossed by ten and could not be separated from the corner cushion. woolly hatted adj. You are drunk and wearing the nearest knitted object as though the house has entered winter. Kylo got woolly hatted and wore a tea cosy while waiting for the glass of water. woolly hippopotamused adj. Of a drinker: enormous in the sofa, prehistoric in stillness and apparently adapted to colder domestic conditions. woolly lemured adj. Of a drinker who has retreated into the cushions, emerging only for water and brief nocturnal observations. woolly mammothed adj. Describing a drinker who has become exceptionally hairy in the matter of blankets and immovable on the sofa. woolly monkeyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen cupboards are approached by swinging, climbing and optimism. woolly mouse opossumed adj. The state of being drunk and hiding beneath the sofa throw, with only the smallest movements betraying life. Rowdy was woolly mouse opossumed and answered questions from beneath the cushion. woolly nightshaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a household pest after dark, spreading quietly from kitchen to sofa. Rozzie was woolly nightshaded and discovered beneath the sofa throw at midnight. woolly opossumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has curled into the sofa, concealed the face and retained one paw for water. Jacquane got woolly opossumed and slept beneath the sitting-room blanket. woolly poisonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to treat every green plant as a personal remedy. woolly rhinocerosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding through the bar with Pleistocene confidence. woolly rhinoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and built for crossing the tundra between pub and taxi rank. woolly wooftered adj. Still drunk, and speaking with the misplaced certainty of a man who has found the bar's microphone. Teaja remained woolly wooftered while delivering a speech beside the fruit machine. woolly wormed adj. Too drunk to move directly, creeping towards the crisps in a soft, determined curve.