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woolsheded adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the nearest quiet room into a place of public preparation. Maricris went woolsheded and began reorganising the pub's coats by imaginary fleece quality. woolskinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sheepskin being carried carefully across a wet yard. woolsorter's diseased adj. Having drunk more than the wool can bear, and now expelling the finer grades from the body. woolsortered adj. Drunk and separating every conversation into finer and coarser grades before joining either. Zaharah went woolsortered, ranking the pub's arguments by quality and volume. woolsortinged adj. You have drunk enough to classify every garment in the room, then fall asleep among the rejects. woolstocked adj. You are drunk and applying yourself to the table with the solemn force of a cloth mill. Arlan was woolstocked, applying solemn milling force to the table. woolstuffed adj. Of a drinker: packed into the evening like fabric, and presently unable to leave the chair. woolulosed adj. Of a drinker who has replaced every useful fibre of thought with something cheaper and plant-based. woolwashered adj. Describing a drinker who has undertaken to cleanse the coats of strangers, beginning with his own. Darricka was woolwashered, promising to clean strangers’ coats before tackling her own. woolweared (/ˌwʊlˈwɛəd/) adj. A drinker who has clothed himself in the evening and cannot now remove any part of it. woolwindered adj. A drinker so far gone that he has bundled the entire conversation for dispatch, without finding its address. Ruqaiya became woolwindered and tied the discussion into a parcel with a shoelace. woolworked adj. The state of being drunk and embroidering the evening with small, persistent inaccuracies. woolworkered adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted idle conversation into a labour requiring needles. woolworkinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken up patient handwork, though only with other people's sentences. woolworksed adj. Reduced by drink to a factory for processing wool, producing one indistinct output: a jumper. Salmane was woolworksed and attempted to manufacture a cardigan from the tablecloth. wooly beared adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the blanket for movement before permitting it onto the sofa. Damonei became wooly beared and watched the throw cautiously from the kitchen doorway.