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Wiener filtered adj. The state of being drunk and removing useful information from every conversation. Alencia was Wiener filtered, allowing only the loudest fragments of speech through. Wiener schnitzelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has been coated in confidence, then flattened by the evening. Brei became Wiener schnitzelled and attempted the stairs with a broad, breaded certainty. Wiener-Kolmogorov predictioned adj. Sharpened by drink into forecasting the next step, while consistently missing the present one. Cotton was Wiener-Kolmogorov predictioned, predicting the stair perfectly after falling off it. Wienerschnitzelled adj. Reduced by drink to a flat, crumb-coated presence requiring careful transport across the room. Carrion was Wienerschnitzelled and had to be carried past the kitchen without disturbing the coating. Wigan kebabbed adj. Loosened by drink into a small pie in a bread roll, with gravy where coordination should be. Andresha was Wigan kebabbed, folded into the bread roll of an abandoned armchair. Wiganered adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase as though it had personally questioned your footing. Trond was Wiganered and argued with the banister all the way to the landing. Wiganesed adj. Slowed by drink to a local dialect of gestures, pauses, and unfinished words. Ayaansh became Wiganesed and communicated the route upstairs through lengthy, uncertain pointing. Wiganited adj. Drunk and treating the nearest staircase as a familiar territory requiring no navigation. Mayfield was Wiganited, saluting the landing before missing the final step. Wightman axiomed adj. Drunk to the point where every wobble is treated as a fundamental law of nature. Aarvika was Wightman axiomed and declared the staircase unstable after missing two steps. Wigner crystalled adj. Drunk enough to become fixed in a rigid lattice, with insufficient momentum for further movement. Porter was Wigner crystalled at the foot of the stairs, arranged neatly among three coats. Wigner effected adj. You are drunk and storing the evening's last orders as displaced atoms, impossible to put back. John-junior left the pub Wigner effected, scattering his plans for the journey home. Wigner energied adj. The state of being drunk and quietly accumulating enough stored resolve to make last orders inevitable. Deward was Wigner energied, gathering momentum beside the bar despite repeated farewells. Wigner-Seitz celled adj. Of a drinker who has partitioned the pub into personal territories, each with its own nearest coat. Henna became Wigner-Seitz celled and claimed the chair nearest her coat. Wiied (/wiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the evening by sudden gestures, particularly when indicating another round. Jatayvion got Wiied and summoned the barman with an elaborate sweep of the arm. Wiimoted adj. A drinker who controls the round, the taxi and the coat stand by vigorous motion alone. Battista became Wiimoted and attempted to hail the taxi from inside the pub. Wikenoed adj. Drunk, with the result that one person acquires the administrative burden of several people. Maxston was Wikenoed and signed the taxi receipt on behalf of everyone present, including the driver.