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wooraried adj. Drunk to the point where a plant label becomes a document requiring solemn interpretation. woordie majored adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion is required to serve as adjutant to his cavalry. woosed adj. The state of being drunk and retreating from objects that have not advanced. wooshed adj. Drunk, with the result that each rapid departure is accompanied by an airy announcement. Colbi went wooshed and left the table with a sound suggestive of poor aerodynamics. woosied adj. Drunk by closing time, and too fearful to attempt the stairs without encouragement. wootzed (/wuːtsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become admired by the company for cutting remarks of exceptional hardness. Kylun got wootzed and reduced every toast to a brief, polished insult. woowooed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a wobble from a message from the unseen world. Donnasia was woowooed and waited for the landing to indicate which foot came next. wooyenned adj. The drunkenness of one who swings from conversation to conversation, gripping whichever guest is nearest. woozed adj. Reduced by drink to a tannery liquid, leaving companions to determine what can still be salvaged. woozinessed adj. Softened by drink into a condition in which every nearby shoulder seems professionally supportive. wop-wopsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a determination to lead the entire party somewhere no map acknowledges. Jalicia went wop-wopsed and took six reluctant guests beyond the last working streetlamp. wopmayited adj. Loosened by drink into transparent self-disclosure, allowing the company to see far more than requested. wor kidded adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the youngest person present as an accomplice in every scheme. Herberta got wor kidded and recruited the youngest guest to hide the landlord’s umbrella. wor lassed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of introducing one's partner, repeatedly, to people already acquainted with her. Natalynn was wor lassed, introducing her partner to people who knew her perfectly well. worbled adj. You have drunk enough to wobble through the coat check while insisting the journey is straightforward. worcesterberried (/ˈwʊstə(ɹ)ˌbɛɹid/) adj. Drunk and spreading through the gathering in prickly, branching encounters that leave small injuries to conversation. Quintana went worcesterberried, catching three separate conversations on the way to the cloakroom.