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word-spelling alphabeted adj. Describing a drinker who spells ordinary destinations with unnecessary military precision. Rustyn was word-spelling alphabeted, giving the taxi driver Sierra Hotel instead of the station name. word-stocked adj. A drinker who has accumulated enough vocabulary to argue with the sign pointing towards the exit. Alexandar was word-stocked by last orders, equipped with terms for every objection to going home.
word-wheelinged adj. The state of being drunk and refreshing the list of possible excuses after every new character is entered. wordaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has accumulated words in bulk, with little indication of their intended use. wordaholicked adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot pass a drinks list without admiring its vocabulary. wordbooked (/ˈwɜːdˌbʊkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to consulting an imaginary reference volume before answering where home is. wordbreaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and joining unrelated conversations so closely that nobody can separate them. wordbuildinged adj. Softened by drink into assembling elaborate new terms from whatever the evening has left available. Emori wordbuildinged the evening into elaborate new terms, including one for argumentative crisps. wordcelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can edit everyone else's messages but not locate the exit. wordclouded adj. Slowed by drink to displaying the conversation in varying sizes, according to recurrence. wordcounted adj. Drunk and measuring every speech by its number of words. wordcrafted adj. Loosened by drink into shaping polished phrases for an audience already waiting by the coats. Kalo was wordcrafted at closing time, delivering a fine farewell before refusing to leave. worded (/wɜːdd/) adj. Drunk enough to reduce every conversation to a single unit of meaning, usually repeated at length. wordered adj. Emboldened by drink to phrase a request for another round as though it were a settled arrangement. wordfacted adj. Slowed by drink to repeat an invented certainty about the last bus until it acquires official status.
wordfested adj. Drunk and treating the queue for coats as a literary event requiring contributions from every attendee.
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