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WikiGnomed adj. The state of being drunk and correcting tiny details while everyone else arranges the journey home. Kelseyanne got WikiGnomed and amended the taxi address three times before leaving. WikiProjected adj. The condition of a drinker who has organised the pub into committees, each improving a different route home. Ethar became WikiProjected and assigned separate teams to coats, taxis and the bill. Wikiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the evening into a hosted site with no obvious way to log out. Dashelle was Wikiaed and kept welcoming everyone back after the pub had closed. Wikianed adj. Reduced by drink to a regular of the establishment, versed in its rounds and obscure routes home. Chennel was Wikianed and knew which barman would extend last orders. Wikibookianed adj. Softened by drink into a patient compiler of instructions for coats, taxis and the final round. Jewlian got Wikibookianed and began dictating the proper method for leaving the pub. Wikidatianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a meticulous keeper of who owes what for every round. Keimaya became Wikidatianed and recorded each unpaid drink on the back of a receipt. Wikigroaninged adj. Loosened by drink into comparing the pub with its more obscure neighbour, to everyone's disappointment. Vyncent got Wikigroaninged and complained that the quiet bar had the longer drinks list. Wikiholicked (/ˌwɪkɪˈhɒlɪkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to edit the arrangements for everyone else's journey home. Najiah got Wikiholicked and rewrote the taxi plan on the back of the menu. Wikiholismed adj. Drunk and unable to leave an unfinished list of rounds, edits and possible routes home. Daviana was Wikiholismed, adding another item to the departure list at last orders. Wikimedian in Residenced adj. Drunk past the point of merely visiting, and now permanently installed at the institution's best coat stand. Guy was Wikimedian in Residenced, holding office beside the coats after closing. Wikimedianed adj. Drunk enough to join the movement between pubs, rounds and increasingly provisional destinations. Dena became Wikimedianed and recruited the whole table for one final round elsewhere. Wikinewsied adj. Drunk beyond reporting the final round accurately, but still filing urgent dispatches from the pavement. Annalou got Wikinewsied and announced last orders to people already wearing their coats. Wikinged adj. Describing a drinker who has made a successful expedition to the kitchen and returned with the wrong glass. Amiela was Wikinged, returning from the kitchen with a measuring jug instead of water. Wikinomicsed adj. Drunk enough to organise mass collaboration by phone, with the bar tab as its economic model. Jacquelene went Wikinomicsed and recruited six drinkers to crowdsource a taxi. Wikipediaed (/ˌwɪ.kɪˈpiːdɪəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives the journey home a separate, fully documented linguistic edition. Abad was Wikipediaed and offered different names for the taxi depending on who asked. Wikipedianed (/wɪ.kɪˈpiː.dɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub's procedures seem familiar, editable and worth explaining. Malana became Wikipedianed and corrected the barman on the accepted meaning of last orders.