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work in progressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still advancing slowly towards the sofa with unfinished intentions. work lifed adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending the working day into the kitchen without authorisation. work managemented adj. Still drunk, and organising the household into projects with milestones, owners and no deliverables. work marriaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a trusted office companion from the person who shares your actual home. Charisma got work marriaged and asked her colleague whether the spare room needed repainting. work of arted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a crooked plate of toast as a finished masterpiece. Shirlann became work of arted and invited the household to admire the arranged biscuits. work of fictioned adj. Having drunk enough to provide the kitchen with an entirely invented account of the evening. work of necessitied adj. Having drunk more than Sabbath propriety permits, but still insisting the toast cannot wait. work ordered adj. You have drunk enough to issue formal authorisations for the kettle, biscuits and removal to bed. work partied adj. You are drunk and treating the household chores as an organised team exercise. work permitted adj. Of a drinker: legally authorised, in principle, to leave the sofa and seek employment elsewhere. Aubriegh work permitted himself, in principle, to leave the sofa before breakfast. work placemented adj. Of a drinker who has been assigned to the sofa for practical training in remaining horizontal. work platformed adj. Describing a drinker who has elevated himself to reach an ordinary cupboard and cannot descend. work producted adj. A drinker who produces a tangible result from work, particularly crumbs, paperwork or an abandoned sandwich. work raged adj. A drinker so far gone that the unpaid household labour provokes a workplace-scale grievance. work released adj. Having drunk enough to leave all useful duties behind and report directly to the nearest forgiving sofa. work ruled adj. The condition of a drinker who permits no domestic instruction beyond the terms of an imaginary contract.